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Apr 29 2010

ClimACTS 2010: Under A Big Top

By |2011-09-03T00:42:00-04:00April 29th, 2010|Spontaneous Acts of Joyce|0 Comments

So here's how it goes. One night I'm making my entrance to a screaming crowd under the big top wearing a skimpy bustier, fishnets and heels, carried on the shoulders of a smokin'hot, nearly naked, leather and chain clad adonis named Eddie; the next morning I'm cleaning up cat puke. The last 24 hours have [...]

Apr 26 2010

CONAN INTERRUPTUS/REGATTA DE SARATOGA

By |2011-09-03T00:42:46-04:00April 26th, 2010|Spontaneous Acts of Joyce|0 Comments

***THIS JUST IN*** According to Conan O'Brien, "Jim Carrey rudely interrupted my power ballad last night. How did he get past security in a Superman outfit?" Look here: https://teamcoco.com ***IN OTHER NEWS*** It was an exhilarating weekend out at Saratoga Springs New York where my girl and her crew team-- "WAYLAND/WESTON GO GO GO!!!"-- rowed [...]

Apr 22 2010

ON STAGE: YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN

By |2011-09-03T02:38:46-04:00April 22nd, 2010|Theater|0 Comments

I was almost decapitated on my way to the theatre tonight by one of those mechanical arms at the parking garage. But it was inside the Opera House that I actually laughed my head off. The new Mel Brooks Musical YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN was hysterical, beginning to end, with just the right blend of shtick and [...]

Apr 20 2010

HAPPY 109TH AUNT LOTTIE!!

By |2011-09-03T00:44:41-04:00April 20th, 2010|Spontaneous Acts of Joyce|0 Comments

While the rest of us were filing our tax returns last week, our Aunt Lottie was turning 109 years old. This is not a misprint. This is true. It's freaking biblical. Lottie Stern does not wear glasses or a hearing aid. She only uses the walker to get down to the dining room. She entertains [...]

Apr 16 2010

DATE NIGHT/DINNER FOR SCHMUCKS TRAILER

By |2011-09-02T23:24:36-04:00April 16th, 2010|Comedy, Movies, Trailers|0 Comments

Here's a trailer of Concord MA. native Steve Carell's new movie with Paul Rudd due out this summer--a remake of a dark French farce called LE DINER DE CONS (THE DINNER GAME) which I loved. But first DATE NIGHT--Which I did not. It's the #1 movie at the box office and in it we witness [...]

Apr 03 2010

STILL SCREAMING: PHANTOM OF THE OPRAH

By |2011-09-03T02:08:38-04:00April 3rd, 2010|Theater|0 Comments

The funniest show in town just closed: PHANTOM OF THE OPRAH put on by Ryan Landry's wildly inventive, screamingly hilarious GOLD DUST ORPHANS. Once again I took my seat at the Ramrod Center for the Performing Arts (more commonly known as Machine) sipped my chardonnay, and watched open-mouthed as a divinely diva-ed troop of men [...]

Mar 29 2010

THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO

By |2011-09-03T00:54:27-04:00March 29th, 2010|Drama, Movies, Thriller|0 Comments

It's a trashy page turner that lingers too long on the sexual torture of women, a Miss Marple-like list of suspects, and an ending that's on the visible horizon from page one. I was among the few who disliked the late Stieg Larsson's international bestselling thriller. Then I saw the movie. In Swedish. The film [...]

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