Movies

Jul 01 2011

MOVIE: LARRY CROWNE

By |2011-09-02T23:53:44-04:00July 1st, 2011|Comedy, Drama, Movies, Romance|0 Comments

The studios have spat out another summer comedy with two big stars: Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts in LARRY CROWNE. The stars can't steer this sappy, poorly executed, and ill-conceived hunk of nonsense-- penned by Hanks and Nia (MY BIG FAT GREEK WEDDING) Vardalos-- away from the fate it deserves: oblivion. Hanks cheerfully condescends to [...]

Jun 27 2011

MOVIES: "BAD TEACHER"

By |2011-08-25T23:11:44-04:00June 27th, 2011|Comedy, Movies|0 Comments

ALERT!!! Disregard the GLOBE's review. BAD TEACHER is GOOD! Cameron Diaz gives a go-for-broke performance in the role she was born to play: Ms. Elizabeth Halsey a smokin' hot middle school teacher whose one goal in life is to marry a rich man who'll support her penchant for weed, hot cars, and high-heeled designer ankle [...]

Jun 20 2011

MOVIE: THE TREE OF LIFE

By |2012-01-25T17:20:12-05:00June 20th, 2011|Drama, Movies|0 Comments

THE TREE OF LIFE is a visually stunning Christian allegory that seeks to answer the ultimate question: "What is the meaning of life?" Terrence Malick has a history with heaven; he wrote and directed the exquisite 1978 DAYS OF HEAVEN. The images from that film have never left me and neither will THE TREE OF [...]

Jun 01 2011

MOVIE: THE HANGOVER PART II

By |2011-09-02T21:35:24-04:00June 1st, 2011|Comedy, Movies|0 Comments

Let me make this clear. I loved THE HANGOVER-- the highest grossing R-rated comedy of all time. "Part II" however is an act of comic desperation; I shall recap as a cautionary tale. In the beginning "The Wolfpack" gathers at a diner, foul-mouthed and frantic for their dentist pal Stu to have yet another raunchy [...]

May 16 2011

MOVIE: BRIDESMAIDS

By |2011-09-02T21:40:23-04:00May 16th, 2011|Comedy, Movies|0 Comments

BRIDESMAIDS is so funny, so refreshing, so groundbreaking, I want to jump up on a table and warble like a coloratura. It absolutely takes us where we've never been before-- on an outrageously funny romp through the pre-nuptial rituals of a wedding, from the maid of honor's point of view. It's been called the female [...]

May 11 2011

MOVIE: THOR

By |2011-09-02T22:32:44-04:00May 11th, 2011|Action & Adventure, Movies|0 Comments

If I had a hammer, I'd hammer out a better script. This less than marvelous Marvel comic take on the Norse god of thunder, actually put me to sleep--somewhere between a dull piece of exposition and a lackluster bit of action. This is yet another (yawn) superhero romp through the cinematic cosmos and director Kenneth [...]

Apr 23 2011

MOVIE: WATER FOR ELEPHANTS

By |2011-09-02T22:35:11-04:00April 23rd, 2011|Drama, Movies, Romance|0 Comments

I've always hated circuses. Wouldn't cover them on TV for 25 years. It's not just the confined and lonely animals, it's whatever darkness and sadness is under all that makeup... BUT I really enjoyed WATER FOR ELEPHANTS--maybe because it didn't hide the darkness, and somehow still captured the magic that circuses promise: exotic beauty and [...]

Jan 10 2011

MOVIES: STRONG & WRONG

By |2011-09-02T22:41:01-04:00January 10th, 2011|Drama, Movies, Musicals|0 Comments

Gwyneth can sing. This performance with Vince Gill earned her a standing "O" at the recent Country Music Awards. Remember that single Paltrow once recorded with Huey Lewis in 2000 from the movie DUETS? Well the woman's got an appealing voice and is mighty convincing in her latest vocal foray: COUNTRY STRONG about a country [...]

Jan 05 2011

MOVIES ON THE BEATEN PATH…

By |2011-09-02T22:39:52-04:00January 5th, 2011|Drama, Movies, Western|0 Comments

There are a slew of movies that are now playing at a theater near you-- both on and off the beaten path. Let's start with the beaten path: --TRUE GRIT is the Coen Brothers tepid take on the John Wayne classic about the gunslinger and the girl who hires him. All of the Coen brothers [...]

Dec 31 2010

MOVIE: THE FIGHTER

By |2014-11-14T23:52:50-05:00December 31st, 2010|Drama, Movies|0 Comments

THE FIGHTER packs more of a wallop than THE TOWN or CONVICTION. It's yet another gritty true-tale of life in the big/little city of Boston. Lowell Mass, actually. Mark Wahlberg stars as boxer Micky Ward who floats to the top of the welterweight heap, but not before fighting off his family: his mother/manager Alice-- Melissa [...]

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