THIS FRIDAY NIGHT (see above) I’m being auctioned off!

Come! Bid on lunch with me right in the heart of apple country out in the wilds of Bolton! We’ll dine at the delicious and charm-laden “J’s” restaurant at the Nashoba Valley Winery and Micro brewery. Imagine us in the middle of an orchard, talking movies, show-biz gossip (what is Cher really like? I can tell you.)sipping award-winning wines, and basking in the sparkling light of a late spring afternoon.

Oh, and I’m sharing the auction block with a “Weekend on the Cape,” and “A load of Manure” delivered straight to your door.

I know where I’d put my money. And it’s all for a good cause.
Isn’t life swell?
Later…